Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

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What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

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Why do women make better pilots than men?

They only have one joystick to worry about.

What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

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What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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Why the dude's ear is blinking blue?

Because he has a blue tooth in his ear...

Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.