Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

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Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

What is honeymoon?

ANSWER: That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

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How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

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How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

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What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.