How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

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Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on."