Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

What's his name?

A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will

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Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."