What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Previous Random Joke Next
Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

moo-tilated.

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

Small Jokes More Small Jokes

What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants?

A large medium in smalls.

What is the smallest part of a little person?

Their wee-knees!