What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

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What country has the highest concentration of pool players?

Irack.

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What do you give a sick bird?

A tweetment

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Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

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What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.