What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What do you call a drunk executioner?

A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes

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How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

Tut-an-kham-en

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

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What do you call a sick bird?

An illegal.

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What kind of sick bird is against the law?

an ill eagle

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What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence?

A falcon genius.

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.