What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

What makes an octopus laugh?

ten-tickles

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a Muslim who always makes mistakes?

Errorist

What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

Muslim Man Jokes More Muslim Man Jokes

What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

Foreplay Jokes More Foreplay Jokes

What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?

Being given head.

What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Chin Jokes More Chin Jokes

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

What advice does Jay Leno receive when sad?

Chin up pal.