Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

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Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

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Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

What's long, black and doesn't work?

The unemployment line.

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What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

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Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into his office wearing nothing but saran wrap?

I can clearly see you're nuts.