Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's delaying the Polish space program?

A: Development of a working match.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are women so odd?

Because they can't even. Huh huh?

Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."