What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380?

Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog?

Stupid.

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you call a plumb in a frock?

A damson in this dress.

What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does a math mermaid wear?

An algeabra....

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Dress Man Jokes More Dress Man Jokes

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.