Why don't you have kids?

points to dead cactus*

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Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

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What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names