Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project?

Krautsourcing

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What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock