Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

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Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

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Why was the janitor late?

He overswept

What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

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Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

What's the best benefit of working for ISIS?

early retirement