Why don't you see blonde pharmacists?

They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!

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What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

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Why don't you see blonde pharmacists?

They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!

What do I look like?

A typewriter "