Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
The Apostrosea.
Damn it!
Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot
He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal
Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin
Being carafe-ful.
Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is
Because he was always in a cent.
They go to Cannes
For people that don't want anything to drink