What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink