What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

Previous Random Joke Next

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

Who's coca colas favourite rapper?

2-pop

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to )

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

Nether Jokes More Nether Jokes

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

What do you call it when you build a second portal on minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether