What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

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What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

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What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other?

Through *more*se code!

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What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What do you call it when you build a second portal on minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.