Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

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What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

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What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

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Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

Which is the worst career choice?

Dentistry in Britain Nutritionist in the Midwest North Pole stripper during an antifreeze shortage