Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

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Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

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Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.

What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

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Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.