What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

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What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.