Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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Why don't you undress in front of Pokemon?

Because they might Pikachu!

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You pokemon.

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Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

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What did Pikachu say to Ash Catchem?

Pikachu

Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can pikachu