What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

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Because they use honey combs!

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It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

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She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

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What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

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What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!