What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

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How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

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What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

What kind of organisation is Atheism?

A non-prophet organisation.

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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

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What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo