What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

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What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!

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What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

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Which real-life dictator was the most fun?

Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!

Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

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What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!