Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus?

They always fal-afel off the tight rope.

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What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

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What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

Tut-an-kham-en

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Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus?

They always fal-afel off the tight rope.