Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

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What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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What kind of dance does your mother do?

The MOMbo.

Why was the little bear so spoiled ?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !

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Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

Whose son was Edward the Black Prince ?

Old King Coal !

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Where do twin lesbians meet up?

A Clone Dyke Bar.

What did the black intellectual name her twins?

Entendre and....Entendre!