What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

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What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.

What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

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What Do You Call A Brunette Standing Between Two Blondes?

A)..... The Interpreter.

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.