Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

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What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

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What do you call a?

What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

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What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?

A: Bigfoot has been sighted.

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted