Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

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What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?

A: Bigfoot has been sighted.

What's Bigfoot's favourite exercise in the gym?

Sasquats