Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

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Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

Why did the banker bee go to prison?

Embuzzlement!

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What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

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What's Bigfoot's favourite exercise in the gym?

Sasquats

Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.