Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

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Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

Why can't Kylo Ren get a date?

Because he has always Ben Solo.

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Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !