Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

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Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple