Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

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What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

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What do you call an elephant that doesn't keep up to date?

irrelephant

What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.

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What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!