Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

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Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

A: If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Pi Neapple Jokes More Pi Neapple Jokes

What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.