Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

Minor Jokes More Minor Jokes

What's a pedos favourite key?

A minor.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

How can you get a cannibal to go away?

Give him the finger.

What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!