Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's a life without manitees?

A life with out porpoise.

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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What did NaCl go to prison for?

A-salt

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Minor Jokes More Minor Jokes

What's Rolf Harris' favourite chord?

A Minor

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why did the guitar teacher go to jail?

He fingered a minor

How many fingers do I have up?

a gynecologist who thinks he's really funny