How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

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What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

Why did Sara fall off the swing?

2.Knock Knock 1.She didn't have any arms!! 2. Who's there NOT SARA!!

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What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

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What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.

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Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

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How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird