Why have human fossils never been found in Iran?

Because homos in Iran do not exist.

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Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

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Why have human fossils never been found in Iran?

Because homos in Iran do not exist.

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

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How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.