There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.
A: She thought her maxi pad had wings
They just wing it.
Lord Of The Chinks
No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke
There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.
They throw a toaster down the stairs.
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.
They are always going the Wong way.
Because two Wongs don't make a white.