Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

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What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

What does a new pilot do?

Wing it.

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Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

Who says building a border wall wont work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.

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How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people?

Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.

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Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

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Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

What did the asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

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Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.