What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

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Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

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Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

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What would you call a superhero with Down's Syndrome?

Ultra Downy

What do you call a pot head with down syndrome?

A bongoloid.

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What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby?

Because black people make "Wong" decisions!