What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

What do you call a chinese poker face?

A mahjong face

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

Syndrome Jokes More Syndrome Jokes

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

What did the retarded kids call there rock band?

Syndrome of a Down...

Chinese Baby Jokes More Chinese Baby Jokes

What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby?

Because black people make "Wong" decisions!