Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

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Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

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What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter