Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

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Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

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What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

a duck

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.