Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)
A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.
because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
Afroturf
Because their heads are so far from their bodies.
Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!
