Giraffe Neck Jokes

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

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Why is a giraffes neck so long?

Because the head is so high up.

Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!

Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.

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