What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ?

Scott !

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What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

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What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ?

Scott !

What type of transporter does Mr. Scott use?

A Beemer.