Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing?

The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats bigger than your balls?

The moon

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in a heavy snow storm?

Try to find the fresh prints

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox?

Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo "

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What do you call a group of 8 rabbits?

A) Rabbyte!

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Apparently not 8

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Hippy Chick Jokes More Hippy Chick Jokes

How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

What's grey and goes round and round ?

An elephant in a washing machine !

6 Month Jokes More 6 Month Jokes

Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so?

Is he the McRib

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

The box said 2-4 years!