Why is a redneck wedding and a tornado alike?

Because either way someone is losing a trailer.

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Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

Why did the one eyed banker lose his job?

He didn't have any debtperception.

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What do tornados and black people have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood

What do a tornado and a black man have in common?

They both can ruin a neighborhood.

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What do a Redneck divorcee and a Tornado have in common?

either way, you're gonna lose your trailer...

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

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How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

Why is a redneck wedding and a tornado alike?

Because either way someone is losing a trailer.