What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!"

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

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Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

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What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

What do you call a paraplegic archer?

Legolas.