What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

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What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

What do you call an elf that's afraid of Jethro Tull?

A: 10:45

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

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Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas