What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

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Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

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Why is 6 divorcing 7?

Because 7 8 out 9.

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

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Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS?

It is a no spin zone

What do two rednecks getting divorced and a tornado have in common?

Someone is going to lose a trailer.

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Why is a redneck wedding and a tornado alike?

Because either way someone is losing a trailer.

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

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What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.

What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

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What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.