What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.

Why did the banker leave his job?

he lost interest

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids?

Child custardy

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What do tornados and black people have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

Why is a redneck wedding and a tornado alike?

Because either way someone is losing a trailer.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What are the similarities between Cocaine and Gain detergent?

A:With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!

What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.