Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

What saved the ship?

flambuoyancy"

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How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

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What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

What does Spider-man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

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Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

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Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down