Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

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Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?

The train got windows

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

Electric Chair Jokes More Electric Chair Jokes

How do you electrocute a blonde?

A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair?

He was too good a conductor

Bad Conductor Jokes More Bad Conductor Jokes

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.