Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

What's missing from star wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

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Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

Where does Joseph Kony train his soldiers?

Arizona