Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

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What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

a duck

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

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How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

How did the bird get his bluetooth to work?

He had to parrot.

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What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.