Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?

A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.

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How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?

A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.

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How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?

A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.

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How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?

A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.