Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

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What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

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Kids are their definition of a good time.

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She swallowed

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They have to find babysitters for their wives.

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They can't croco-dial the phones.

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STOP RESISTING!!!"

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Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

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What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.