Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

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When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids

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Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

How much for that babysitter?

Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!

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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just hire a mexican to do it.

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Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

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What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.