How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

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Toucan play at that game

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Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

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Baghdad!

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How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

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How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?

A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.

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How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?

A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.