Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

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What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Why don't white girls like trigonometry?

Because secant even.

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What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta?

PENNAY!

What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta?

Penne

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

What did the little boy say to the priest?

Haha, now we have AIDS