Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"