Forrest Gump Jokes

Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

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What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta?

PENNAY!

Why is Forrest Gump as a young boy without his leg braces like a Samurai without a master?

Because everywhere he went, he was Ronin!

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What's Forrest Gump's favorite diner?

Dennays

What STD did Forrest Gump catch?

NSFW Jennytal Warts

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What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta?

Penne

What's Forrest Gump's password?

1Forrest1

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cause they're ugly and they stink.

How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Why do few black people have a PhD?

They have trouble getting past their masters.

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What do you call pasta that someone chokes on?

Ralveoli.

What is Russia's favorite type of pasta?

Putinesca

Young Boy Jokes More Young Boy Jokes

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What's the best thing about AIDS?

You're always positive

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

Samurai Jokes More Samurai Jokes

What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.

Why did the samurai hate nonsense?

Because he was a sensei.

Penne Jokes More Penne Jokes

What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta?

Penne

What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.