Forrest Gump Jokes

Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

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What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta?

PENNAY!

Why is Forrest Gump as a young boy without his leg braces like a Samurai without a master?

Because everywhere he went, he was Ronin!

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What's Forrest Gump's favorite diner?

Dennays

What STD did Forrest Gump catch?

NSFW Jennytal Warts

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What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta?

Penne

What's Forrest Gump's password?

1Forrest1

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What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.

Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

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What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.

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Penne

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do guys like but are afraid of?

Girls

What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What do you call pasta in a poor neighborhood?

Spaghetto

What's a Jawa's favorite kind of pasta?

Rotini!

Samurai Jokes More Samurai Jokes

Why did the samurai hate nonsense?

Because he was a sensei.

What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

Why do few black people have a PhD?

They have trouble getting past their masters.

Why does /r/jokes love fencing?

They've all mastered the riposte.

Young Boy Jokes More Young Boy Jokes

What do you call an older man who goes after young boys?

Nittany Lions

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'