Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many trannies does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.

What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair

X Jokes More X Jokes

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Function Jokes More Function Jokes

What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

Why can't you derivate a social scientist?

Because they don't have a function