Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

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What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

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What is the plural of y'all?

What is the plural of y'all -Y'alls -All y'all.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

Why can't you derivate a social scientist?

Because they don't have a function