Why is Alabama the worlds biggest sandwich?

Because the whole state is inbred

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

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What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

mini-soda.

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

What is a worm's favorite city in Alabama?

Squirming-ham

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

What's a redneck's favorite kind of bread?

Inbred.

What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.