What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted?

Retorta

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What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

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How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

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How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

What's a lawyer's favorite type of cake?

Torte