What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

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Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

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What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

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How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

What is the worst way to spell Mississippi?

Correctly.

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.