What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

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What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

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What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common?

They can both live off a dead bear for years.

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How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

What is the worst way to spell Mississippi?

Correctly.

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What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.