They've only gotta invite one family
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They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
virgin
You don't live in Mississippi.
Wham, bam, thank you fam"
Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.
Because it has four A's and one B.
Because the whole state is inbred
One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.
Vineyard Skynyrd
Change the drinking age to 25
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Drool
Interracial
They can both live off a dead bear for years.
One Mississippi.
Too soon.
Everyone has the same DNA.
They were both fingered by their brother.
Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.
Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.
He refused to integrate.
So they can park in handicap spots.
Squirming-ham
Yellow in the front, brown in the back.
I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"
Build a house next to it.
Role tied.
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
They link to Ancestry.com
An amber alert was issued
Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."
Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.
He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!
Someone's losing a trailer.
Someone's losing their trailer
I drew drew
His brother with the DVR
Myrrhder
Because there is only one B in Belgium
A b
Omelette, fam
